Joy at the misery of others, I serve you a pea....

Several years ago I took a few days break to visit Byron Bay on the North Coast of New South Wales. As the sun was setting I was sitting down near the beach when some young, what would described in Britain as Chavs but what we wIould refer to in Oz as bogan scum bags where playing a game of car jumping in the beach front car park.

For the uninformed this involves someone driving the car at a reasonable pace, around 20 or 30 km/h, in a straight line while someone runs at the car head on, jumps on to the bonnet, then the roof, then the boot and off the back.

I will admit that some of these guys weren't too bad at the pointless game.

There was one young bloke, the loudest, wankiest, pants around his knees, wearing jeans on a 35 degree day, pathetic haircut, young fuck knuckle of the group and he was up for his turn.

Although I can't actually remember it lets say for the sake of the story it was a poo brown Honda Accord, and quite possibly driven by Mr. T and as had happened a dozen or so times before, the aforementioned greatest disappointment possible from an orgasm, started his run towards the car, and as he took his first leap on to the bonnet got tangled in his own pants causing him to stuff up the take off and have his legs swept from under him and subsequently upended by the Honda, bounced off the roof head first and landed in a crumpled heap behind the car.

A complete totach!

Oh, how I laughed. As I trotted over to take a closer look at the fallen dick head, who was bleeding from his face, but, not in the copious amounts one would expect, then I saw his leg. Most legs run up and down from the hip to foot but, this leg now had a 90 degree bend at the knee, sideways. I almost wet my pants from laughter.

I think one of his vacant compatriots summed the situation up best when he said as his mate lay there possibly about to die,

"fuck man, I wish I had videoed that"
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:23, 3 replies)

Here be the horse free reference for a totach
www.b3ta.com/questions/anon/post615785

For those living under a rock with their fingers in their ears
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:33, closed)

I wish I could still do that kind of thing.
Too many years behind a desk, an ageing body and not enough insurance to cover breaking my spine mean I'll never get to act like that again. I envy and respect anyone who can.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 18:59, closed)

I
Saw exactly the same thing in Byron, sadly no injuries but couldn't help thinking Ozzy chavs aren't as bad as ours.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:34, closed)