this QOTW is either a gift or a curse...
I could use it to tell some tales... I did "devastating put downs" before. I can do tales of the smelly (I spent 15mins looking at dogshit under the microscope this evening). I can do cute (loads of puppies through the door at the moment). Did you know that you can tell if the economy is on the up by the number of puppies that come through our doors? (blown out of water by latest figures though). I could do surgical horror stories but the last time I did that I got in BIG trouble. Someone might even ask what pets I have and I might have to answer. I can do "mental cat ladies"; seriously is 45 in one semi-detached too many? I could do heart-wrenching stories of bravery in the face of a serious illness. I could write all about shaving pussies (at least 3 today). Ah, rats, I might just trot out the tale about the dachshund. I'll give it some thought and might post and might not. Oh. and that sodding "Rainbow bridge" thing? Leave your mawkish sentimentality somewhere else; it makes "away in a manger" seem hardcore.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:45, 2 replies)

What are you going to do then?
You didn't say
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:56, closed)

You could just post all week about whether or not you plan to grace us with a real story.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:11, closed)