Could be worse ways to go, at least it was quick.

( 4Q just lurking, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 1:13, 2 replies)

Distemper is a horrible way to go.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 1:32, closed)

I dunno
getting chomped almost in half and then swallowed by something that's head was almost twice your size wouldn't be my choice of quietus making.

Plus what HP said. It wasn't nice but it didn't take too long and he went to sleep and didn't wake up.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 3:56, closed)

If it eats my legs first,
I should have ample time to command my children to "AVENGE ME!" before I'm finished off, thus making death by giant monster a preferable end to passing quietly in my sleep.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:38, closed)