
My dog died last week, and I'm already sick of people sending me that stupid Rainbow Bridge poem. Tell us about excellent (or rubbish) pets
( , Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:42)
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I googled this, and apparently, if I get a pet, when I die it will shower me with rainbow kisses. To me this is disgusting and unacceptable, and I would rather go to heaven unaccompanied.
( , Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:05, 4 replies)

Christ. I don't know which is worse, it or your interpretation.
( , Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:05, closed)

then jizz in her mouth, and then kiss with tongues?
Or is that just me?
( , Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:24, closed)

that was the name of a club in Vauxhall. I should have known it was names after some kind of disgusting sexual shennigan, I naively assumed it referred to the delicious dessert.
( , Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:16, closed)
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