Vom.
I had a black labrador. He enjoyed eating non-edible things. Such as ski gloves. Unfortunately this wasn't conducive to good health, and had to visit the V-E-T. There his is, ready to go under, and there it was, covered in chunder.

Still had to pay the bill.
(brutal stack Raided the beeves of Apollo on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:52, 5 replies)

We had neighbors whose Rhodesian Ridgeback
took a liking to footy socks.

Nothing cheers the heart more than seeing the neighbor having to pull a shit-filled sock out of it's doggys bum.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:56, closed)

We had a cat that ate the string from the beef roast
He wouldn't let anyone help pull this from his ass, so we tied it to the table leg and let him work it out.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:54, closed)

Did you consider not leaving things where your clearly idiotic animal could get to them?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:07, closed)

my mum's dog ate my pants when i was a kid once and then shat them out in a field

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:09, closed)

My dog once sicked up
half a rubber glove, and the underwiring from my mum's bra.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:32, closed)