Dirty rabbit
When I was little we had a big black floppy-eared rabbit called Patrick, and in the summer we'd let it out on the lawn so that it could run around and go mental.

One day at the height of summer it exhibited some rather odd behaviour - after some furious running around in circles, it suddenly jerked its hind quarters mid-run and let loose some liquid which spluttered onto my flip-flops.

At the time I thought it was sweating, but rabbits don't sweat. I was baffled.

Many years later during, er, some adolescent discovery, it suddenly dawned on me that my rabbit had in fact spunked on me.
( rofl harris, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:06, 2 replies)

Did you often think of your rabbit whilst cracking one off?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:03, closed)

And this, children, is how furries are made.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:31, closed)