the next door neigbours had a boxer called ben
while we were on holdiay, they kept it in our backyard while they had their daughter's wedding. It managed to squeeze through the fence palings while they were having the ceremony, whereupon it ran excitely through the crowd until it jumped up greeting their daughter, and happily urinated copiously all over her wedding dress
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 5:28, 2 replies)

This made me laugh in horror for the poor bride.
And then I just giggled for about five minutes every time I pictured it. So thank you, for brightening up my otherwise very stressful saturday.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:02, closed)

I think it's disgraceful the way these boxers behave. Yes, they must suffer a lot of brain damage but that's still no excuse.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:00, closed)