
My dog died last week, and I'm already sick of people sending me that stupid Rainbow Bridge poem. Tell us about excellent (or rubbish) pets
( , Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:42)
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Cats may be quick, but they'll have a hard time dodging that.
Alternatively, hit them with a shovel, and leave the corpse on display as a warning to others.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 22:49, 1 reply)

Super soakers are brilliant for keeping cats at bay. Fill it with something rancid for extra effect.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:30, closed)
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