I start reading these stories, really, I do,
But by the end of the first line it always occurs to me I am simply not interested in someone else's dog or cat.
(username failed moderation, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:56, 8 replies)

Likely to be my only click this week.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:12, closed)

Me too
Pets are fine, but I simply don't understand getting obsessive and emotional over an animal. I thought it was Brit thing, but they're just as bad in France.
(jennymnemonic, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:29, closed)

I don't have any problem with people
getting soppy with their pets, I just don't find it remotely interesting.

Maybe if someone kept lions, and they killed the postman, it'd make for a gripping read. Bonzo licking his nuts in front of the vicar - not so much.
(username failed moderation, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:47, closed)

I done one about a fish if you want to expand your complaining.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:53, closed)

Awful bullying of the internet here.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:33, closed)

TL; DR.

(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:42, closed)

If this doesn't win then I hope the mods aren't quite dead when their pet cats start chewing at their bowels and faces.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:46, closed)

Ah,
perhaps you are looking at the wrong pages this week.

Don't worry, it'll all be sex lies again soon. Some of them will be about people too.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 3:13, closed)