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My dog died last week, and I'm already sick of people sending me that stupid Rainbow Bridge poem. Tell us about excellent (or rubbish) pets

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:42)
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I've never fucked a dog.
Woken up next to a few though.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:46, 6 replies) 


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(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:52, closed)
Glad you liked it Dr Shambolic sir.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:55, closed)
They fucked you?

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:47, closed)
You're saying you wanked off a dog in exchange for a couple of biscuits?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:23, closed)
Some people will do anything for a scooby snack.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:04, closed)
Take my wife
She's here all week.
(Eukanuba, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:56, closed)

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