Just what you need on a walk after Sunday lunch
This weekend, one of my parents' dogs started tucking into a pile of horse shit in the middle of the lane. Absolutely wolfing it down like it was a plate of hot chips.

If that dog ever licks me again, I am going to take out a restraining order.
(rogerzilla, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:27, 3 replies)

A mate of mine has a lurcher that is an expert at finding then rolling in fox shit and insisting on jumping up at you afterwards. Smelly bastard thing.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:44, closed)

My housemates dog did this.
Even after the bath she wiffed of fox shit for days.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:18, closed)

Hahahaha. Brilliant.
My mate has a black lab and we were getting home after a night out and he went outsaide for a spew. He was leaning against the wall of his house throwing up and his dog was wolfing down his sick. Which in turm made him throw up.

I was trying to drag the mutt away but was laughing so hard I couldn't manage it.

Like you say, hot chips.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:15, closed)