Yeah, sorry about the smell.
We don't dare use the bathroom anymore
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:28, 9 replies)

wait, are you saying your cat shits in the bath?
and you people are allowed to get MARRIED now? truly these are end times.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:07, closed)

He does not shit in bath path. He just enjoys spending time there/resenting anyone who moves him out of it.
Also: I know! And can you imagine gay divorces? A courtroom full of crying people mincing round & screaming abuse at each other/pulling hair. Fabulous.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:45, closed)

Can you imagine the custody battles over the stupid little yappy shit things they claim are dogs?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:50, closed)

i think rylan should be appointed as Archbishop of Gay Marriages.
with Christian from The Hotel as his right-hand man. what could go wrong?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:52, closed)

I genuinely have no idea what you're talking about now.
I'm guessing you've found the brasso.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:04, closed)

you're not even a proper gay.
i'm telling david cameron on you.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:37, closed)

What happens if you turn the taps on?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:51, closed)

i imagine it does the same as my cat - moves to the other end and sneers until you give up and leave it alone.
mind you, my cat is half Bengal so she is a mental case and loves water. OH GOD I AM A CAT LADY TOO.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:53, closed)

Hopefully, it's proper stubborn,
and drowns.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:24, closed)