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My dog died last week, and I'm already sick of people sending me that stupid Rainbow Bridge poem. Tell us about excellent (or rubbish) pets

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:42)
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The bar manager's dog found his new, full bag of magic mushrooms ...
Scoffed the lot, and spent the entire day sitting in the corner of the living room, staring at the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:30, 8 replies)
MASSIVE DOGS

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:37, closed)
You fucking bastard my mother's a ...
wait no hang on this doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:54, closed)
oh you cunt
there's coffee coming out of my nose now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:57, closed)

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(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:08, closed)
My friends dog did this
It spent an afternoon barking at the wall, wagging her tail

but probably didn't spend hours in introspective ennui on the comedown
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:48, closed)
My housemates dog doesn't even need drugs to do this.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:12, closed)
HAUNTED.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:16, closed)
Nah, I think she's just a spaz.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:19, closed)

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