Sooooo my dog Jack caught a huge squirrel this morning( Dec 15th actually...I posted this on facebook) ....but he would NOT leave it alone and carry on our walk, so I picked it up and put it in my big inside pocket until I could find somewhere to dispose of it ...or give it a fitting funeral at home. We carried on walking and he forgot about it, then we met a friend and her dog and stopped for a chat...then the squirrel woke up.......I felt a godawful squirming inside my jacket and but before I could get my jacket zip down more than 3 inches it burst from my jacket and dropped to the ground.
The spaniel wrenched the lead from his owners hand, almost garotted her daughter, she started screaming, the spaniel and jack chased the squirrel to the trees, the spaniels lead got caught on undergrowth, then jack tripped over it, they had a disagreement, the squirrel ran up the tree, jack saw it and stood, barking at it 20 ft up in the tree,it panicked, made a leap for the adjacent tree, missed its footing and landed at the feet of the screaming child, at which point jack decided now was a good time to catch it and murder it, so the child is now traumatised from witnessing squirrelcide and jack still wouldn't leave it so I had to put it in my jacket pocket.......
(Jessypuss Fiddling with stuff since 1957, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:55, 8 replies)

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( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:11, closed)

try
use some more of the letters on your keyboard child, then you may get some 'random' people to speak to you...arse!!
(Jessypuss Fiddling with stuff since 1957, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:17, closed)

I'll try using letters if you try using punctuation properly.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:33, closed)

You should be like this all the time, BD.
It's much more entertaining.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:44, closed)

Makes a lot
more sense as well.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 1:39, closed)

Are you my ex-girlfriend?


PS it's 31 now, not 13
PPS you had fantastic tits
(cs1ca, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:03, closed)

This comment is not germaine to the subject, but rather the words.....
What is all this starting a opening sentence with the word "so"???

Eh?
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:44, closed)

Perhaps its becoming fashionable to sound like a generic 90's American stand up comedian when opening a conversation.
At least there wasn't a sentence started with "I" and concluded with the word "me".
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 23:45, closed)