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My dog died last week, and I'm already sick of people sending me that stupid Rainbow Bridge poem. Tell us about excellent (or rubbish) pets

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:42)
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Cat embarrassment
My wife convinced me to get a kitten, so we did, a very cute black one. I'd asked for a male, as boys are best and once they're neutered they're no trouble. Within days of having the kitten at home, and stroking his lovely fluffy tummy, I noticed that 'he' had nipples, and not just two, but two rows of them. So I called the vet.
Me: My male cat's got nipples so I'm worried he's actually female
Vet: Is that Mr Smale I'm talking to?
Me: Yes
Vet: I bet you've got nipples too.
Me: **embarassed that I could be so dim**
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:41, 6 replies)
I like this one!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 0:39, closed)

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 4:18, closed)
Not just any old pea
A full cut and paste job.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 7:44, closed)
If you insist

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:26, closed)
Top derping.

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:51, closed)
I have nipples, Greg.
Do you think you could milk me?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 10:29, closed)

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