My mate and his brother got a black Labrador puppy each one Christmas.
His step-mother opened the door, and one shot in, jumped over everything, was very excitable, and was immediately claimed by his brother.

The other lolloped in, trod on the ends of his own two massive ears, somersaulted forwards arse over tit and sat on the carpet looking surprised.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 10:47, 3 replies)

I'd take the thick one, they're far more entertaining.
When my housemates dog was a puppy it was funny watching her spang herself off inanimate objects and looking round with a 'who done that?' look on her face.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:01, closed)

That covers all Labradors tbh
If you bounce a tennis ball off a wall a sheepdog will stop and catch it on the bounce. A Labrador will run into the wall. Every time.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:25, closed)

I am going to try this.
My housemate has a Collie pup and she's starting to outsmart me. She has a Labrador mate that she plays with.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:02, closed)