Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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'On the rob'I was at a house party where a game of 'on the rob' was started, so as duty called I went out to find the best thing to bring back and win the acclaim of my friends. I was gone many hours... so many hours in fact that by the time I returned to the house, not only was the game finished but also the party! So I fell asleep in a drunken stupour forgetting where I was and what had gone on.
The morning after I awoke to find a 3 foot solid stone fireplace sat in the front room. I was severely cut and bruised from the effort it must have taken to get it home. It took 3 of us to remove it from the house and back sheepishly to the forecourt of the fireplace showroom down the road.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:53,
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