Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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After one particularly lengthy session at a beer festivalI awoke the following morning sat bolt upright with a keema naan in one hand and a full cup of cold tea in the other. Hadn't dropped any of either.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:30,
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That's quite an achievement(
evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:47,
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The owner of the couch was impressed and relieved.The keema naan was, I am ashamed to report, just as tasty as it would have been hot.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:53,
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mmmmmkeema naan
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If it had been a falafel I'd mark you down as a classy type and probably fancy you(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:07, closed)
Would a quick ninja edit suggesting it was a plate of tapas do the job?(
number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:14,
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If it's got them proper plump olives on the plate, you're in. (Not the crappy neon green and jet black ones that come in huge tins and taste of plastic.)
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Jamon Iberico, tortilla, lomo, chugos con chorizo, the works....Unfortunately you would almost certainly reassess as soon as you actually saw me.
Unless of course you were on a pallet in a field somewhere with a dog and still quite badly hungover. Then I might still be in with a chance.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:24,
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