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I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.

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(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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I once woke up on a pallet in the middle of a field in mid Wales...
...with my jeans pulled down, a dog asleep beside me, a cold curry butty on a plate on the ground and bloke having a shit nearby.

I wasn't at a festival, or anything. I don't know how I got there.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:58, 13 replies)
more info!
And we may have a winner..
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:59, closed)
I ate the curry butty for breakfast, it was top.

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:01, closed)
Couldn't your scatologically occupied colleague
enlighten you?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:13, closed)
No, he just said he found me there, tried to rouse me, failed and then popped off for a back-ender

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:17, closed)
Always the first thing I think of when I
find someone unconscious in a field.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:19, closed)
You've already explained the situation with but one word:
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:16, closed)
Hmmmm, yes. I never seem to have NORMAL TIMES in Wales

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:18, closed)
There be dragons.

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:19, closed)
Whats the problem?
You just had a standard Welsh Ménage à trois at a typical B&B.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:17, closed)
Welsh girls are dirty

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:42, closed)


The mystery makes it!
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:54, closed)
fields in Wales...
I've had a dissimilar experience: suddenly having a moment of clarity whilst standing naked in a field in Wales about 20 feet (facing away) from my similarly unclothed friend and wondering where the day went... to then remember the acid, and the rest.

We're still friends, but we don't talk about that event all that much.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:12, closed)
I have never tried acid. I worked with ageing hippies back in the 90s who kept having flashbacks, and didn't aspire to end up like them.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:11, closed)

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