Morning After Souvenirs
I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I
cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
(Suggested by Bicycle Repairman)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
New years day 2008.
Woke up covered in mud with £2.34 in loose change in my bra. Vague recollections of inappropriate behaviour on a mini roundabout. Am pretty sure I'm banned from Wiltshire.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:41,
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Needs moar detail...
...how inappropriate can one get on a mini roundabout in Wiltshire?
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:44,
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I can't remember much more detail, other than clmbing out of a gazebo window at the back of a pub.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:48,
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You're cheap.
What will you do for a whole fiver?
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:46,
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A larger roundabout?
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:46,
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Another shot of sambuca.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:48,
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Reminds me of a Greek mate of mine who asked for 'some water' in an Indian restaurant we went to.
They brought him Sambuca. Greek's don't communicate well to Indian waiters.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:51,
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I like the cut of your gib
and was therefore disappointed to discover that you are off the market
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King Nightmare, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:38,
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That would explain it, yeah.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:40,
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