b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Morning After Souvenirs » Post 1601260 | Search
This is a question Morning After Souvenirs

I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.

(Suggested by Bicycle Repairman)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
Pages: Popular, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back

B3ta bash, London, June 2010.
Spurned the advances of Sexface, pulled a b3tan midget, married him and had a child. Expensive night out.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:47, 6 replies)
Your night out in June 2010 was a lot better than mine if I recall correctly
:(
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:55, closed)
You really shouldn't have eaten an entire bag of satsumas.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:56, closed)
They were only rented
on a very short term lease.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:58, closed)
hmmmm
do i really want to go to the next bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:51, closed)
And just think.
If you'd have given Sexface a go, all you'd have woken up with would have been a Rape Crisis centre business card.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:15, closed)
Or, if you were very unfortunate, a potato-headed kid.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:12, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Popular, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1