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I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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B3ta bash, London, June 2010.
Spurned the advances of Sexface, pulled a b3tan midget, married him and had a child. Expensive night out.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:47, 6 replies)
Your night out in June 2010 was a lot better than mine if I recall correctly
:(
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:55, closed)
You really shouldn't have eaten an entire bag of satsumas.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:56, closed)
They were only rented
on a very short term lease.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:58, closed)
hmmmm
do i really want to go to the next bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:51, closed)
And just think.
If you'd have given Sexface a go, all you'd have woken up with would have been a Rape Crisis centre business card.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:15, closed)
Or, if you were very unfortunate, a potato-headed kid.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:12, closed)

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