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I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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oh fucking hell.
is this week going to be another four-way wankfest with all you Best Friends In Real Life? please advise.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:54, 1 reply)
Don't worry Janet...

Maybe one day you'll have some friends and you won't feel the need to eek out your jealous ramblings in such a fashion..

Then again, maybe not.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:15, closed)
*eke
that aside, shitscab, all these stories are funnier without the bandwagonning that follows...
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:23, closed)
2 things...

Firstly, Shitscab! Arf! Please consider that taxed.

Secondly, Thank you for explaining why I don't get many replies to my posts - it must be down to the tinterwebz obvious fear of bandwagonning!* Phew! I was getting worried there...


as opposed to the fact that everything I do is utter shite. However, I choose to not believe that
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:12, closed)
Zing!

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:14, closed)
Don't Start...

I think that Jamjar considers us: 'Best Friends In Real Life' Despite the fact that we've never met before...

(Me stalking you doesn't count, right?)
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:21, closed)
ahahahahahahaha, brilliant!
fancy a pint?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:18, closed)
YES!
Even though the question wasn't directed at me - yes, I would like a pint!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:21, closed)
Count me in!

Woo!


Perhaps at this juncture, I should add that I have already had a couple and may require a lift home.

*cue everyone fucking off...making excuses and leaving Pooflake to either walk or take the Sunshine bus home*
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:21, closed)
Depends if we can find a bar with big enough seats for you janet.
The U.K is way behind America in their compassion towards people of your size and girth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:12, closed)

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