Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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*ekethat aside, shitscab, all these stories are funnier without the bandwagonning that follows...
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:23,
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2 things...Firstly, Shitscab! Arf! Please consider that taxed.
Secondly, Thank you for explaining why I don't get many replies to my posts - it must be down to the tinterwebz obvious fear of bandwagonning!* Phew! I was getting worried there...
as opposed to the fact that everything I do is utter shite. However, I choose to not believe that
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:12,
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Don't Start...I think that Jamjar considers us: 'Best Friends In Real Life' Despite the fact that we've never met before...
(Me stalking you doesn't count, right?)
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:21,
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ahahahahahahaha, brilliant!fancy a pint?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:18,
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YES!Even though the question wasn't directed at me - yes, I would like a pint!
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Count me in!Woo!
Perhaps at this juncture, I should add that I have already had a couple and may require a lift home.
*cue everyone fucking off...making excuses and leaving Pooflake to either walk or take the Sunshine bus home*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:21,
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Depends if we can find a bar with big enough seats for you janet.The U.K is way behind America in their compassion towards people of your size and girth.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:12,
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