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I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.

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I woke up
naked, with an enormous hard-on, on stage in front of a massive audience. I attempted a quick song and dance before the slow-hand-clap began.

Then I woke up.

And I was actually on a roundabout in the middle of a busy junction, wearing a pair of seal-skin slippers, a mini-skirt, tank-top and a jester's hat - but no pants. I looked up into the face of a jolly policeman who asked me where I got the penguin from.

And then I woke up again - this time I was the ledge outside the sixth story window of a New York office block, at night, wearing a nappie and matching turban...

etc,
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:56, 5 replies)
Drunkception?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:20, closed)
Quantum Leap
The Director's Cut
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:54, closed)
You shouldn't joke about dreams where one wakes up multiple times.
Worst of all the dreams.*shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:53, closed)
False awakenings?
Yeah, I get more than I'd like of those too. They can range from tedious inconvenience, if you realise what's happening early on while its happening; through to subtly terrifying in a way no horror film could capture, and to which easy description eludes me.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:59, closed)
I thought that was a TV cliche
had no idea that really happened to people.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 7:50, closed)

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