I woke up
naked, with an enormous hard-on, on stage in front of a massive audience. I attempted a quick song and dance before the slow-hand-clap began.

Then I woke up.

And I was actually on a roundabout in the middle of a busy junction, wearing a pair of seal-skin slippers, a mini-skirt, tank-top and a jester's hat - but no pants. I looked up into the face of a jolly policeman who asked me where I got the penguin from.

And then I woke up again - this time I was the ledge outside the sixth story window of a New York office block, at night, wearing a nappie and matching turban...

etc,
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:56, 5 replies)

Drunkception?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:20, closed)

Quantum Leap
The Director's Cut
( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:54, closed)

You shouldn't joke about dreams where one wakes up multiple times.
Worst of all the dreams.*shivers*
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:53, closed)

False awakenings?
Yeah, I get more than I'd like of those too. They can range from tedious inconvenience, if you realise what's happening early on while its happening; through to subtly terrifying in a way no horror film could capture, and to which easy description eludes me.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:59, closed)

I thought that was a TV cliche
had no idea that really happened to people.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 7:50, closed)