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I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.

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(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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Stranger getting a gawp at my friend's vadge
It was a quiet night out, but one of those boozy ones where you happily forget, rather than blotto. My dear girlfriend woke up the next morning and couldn't remember whether she had pulled the plug on her tampon or there were two absorbing its merry way.

Being a little wobbly about internal things, she couldn't poke around her own insides and none of us has the stomach or uterus for it either (really, that's taking friendship a little too far).

Off she trundled up to the emergency ward.

A doctor ended up showing her into some side room, as emergency was chokka block, where she laid down on the bed and, legs akimbo facing towards the door, laid back and thought of a small island far away.

The horror then of when the door opened, a doctor and another patient came face to pussy with her. Time stopped, the image was seared and hasty apologies were made while she burst into hangover tears of shame.

No tampon and a pretty awful story was the only souvenir.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 9:57, 12 replies)
there are so many horrible things in this story that I can't even identify the worst part.

(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 10:51, closed)
It could be worse - so much worse - but not by much.

(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:01, closed)
The worst part is going to A&E,
because she thought she might have a tampon in. Some people should be banned from the health service.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 23:42, closed)
So very much this.

(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:18, closed)
A bit over squeamish
Why on earth could she not just stick a finger in and have a feel round. For crying out loud, it's not as if there were teeth in there.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:43, closed)
There aren't?!?

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:33, closed)
That's just put an end to years of worry and stress.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:34, closed)
I'm not a psychologist
but I think if a woman can't face poking around her own cunt she should probably have it removed and donated to a pre-op tranny who'll make better use of it.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:25, closed)
I just spat half eaten toffee on my keyboard
Thanks...
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 0:10, closed)

How cavernous is it up there that she couldn't tell?! Or thought that she'd manage to fit an extra one up there! It's not difficult, and quite hard to loose things up there really..
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:54, closed)
to be fair though, you've always got a couple of extra pairs of hands around to help you look.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:04, closed)
Janet
I really do think I love you.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:43, closed)

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