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I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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I especially like how it's been shoehorned in with little to no context, classic qotweakanism
I looked outside a window once and all, it were great
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:10, 2 replies)
FFS Rory!
It's just too easy. Even for a beginner troll like me.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:11, closed)
Ask him about the stripper who was maybe dead on a different day but the whole affair got covered up by the cia, mossad, and Jan-Michael Vincent
That usually reaps dividends
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:13, closed)
I have followed this story with interest.
I reckon the Colonel did it with the knife in the library.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:16, closed)
I don't think his pills are working very well

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:18, closed)
I can totally relate to that.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:19, closed)
Mainline diazepam, that'll sort everything out

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:22, closed)
Jellies FTW!

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:26, closed)
I can verify this works.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:26, closed)
Oh Rory you wag.
How lucky we are to have you grace us with your rapier wit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:30, closed)
You realise this was your 9000th answer to a reply on QOTW?
You should celebrate by going outside and meeting a real person or something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:42, closed)
Your dad sucks every 9k poster off
He's an ok guy emvee, it's a shame it'll be nothing special for you whenever you reach that milestone
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:55, closed)
Well, if you see him tell him I said hi
and that I hope you both rot together, you sad wastes of life
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:48, closed)
oh found it
blimey
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:59, closed)
He's definitely not bitter over his dad being twice the man he'll ever be and doing a legger from his old dear cos she's a prosser

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:02, closed)
Rather that than
having to call your sister, "Mum", right Rory?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 3 May 2012, 0:26, closed)
Dunno, is that what you do? Sounds pretty bad to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 8:53, closed)

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