my mate Edward
tried to convince me that he had sex with a ghost once.

Apparently he was banging away at this spectral bird with awesome norks for half an hour.

"right up to my nuts in her ectoplasmic guts" he said.

When he had just chucked his muck his mum walked in and saw him still erect with his nob covered in ladygarden ectoplasm.

Apparently she just handed him a cup of tea and said

"Moist horn Ted"
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 13:50, 3 replies)

Quality.

(speedevil, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:32, closed)

Was his mum called Yvette Fielding?

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:16, closed)

yeah
I would have as well
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:06, closed)