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Tell us your first-hand ghost stories and paranormal experiences, and we'll tell you that you are a mental. Extra points for lies tales about filthy ghost sex

Suggested by big_bluberry

(, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 13:23)
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When I was a boy I was convinced I saw the ghost of an Action Man tank on my bedroom floor one dark and stormy night.

Turned out that all it was, right, was that 'I LEFT MY TOYS OUT'.


EDIT: I don't even know why I posted this. I just felt compelled, as if I was being controlled by some kind of supernatural power beyond my imagination. Well weird.
(, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:08, 28 replies)
It's just the drugs wearing off.
Relax, Friday'll be here soon, you'll be at peace with your inner child. I had an Action Man helicopter, it was fucking ace!
(, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:18, closed)
IDIOT....WE'RE...MINDLESS...PUPPETS...IN...A...BIGGER...GAME

(, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:28, closed)
I wonder what Rory will do next that you'll copy

(, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:40, closed)
WHAT...IS...THY...BIDDING,...MY...ROBO-MASTER?

(, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:01, closed)
Type the subject line in all caps, evidently

(, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:03, closed)
Ha! You're wrong ACTUALLY!!!! Sussed!!!
Typing in caps isn't even in my top ten typing styles.
(, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:08, closed)
I call bullshit.
Like you'd have an Action Man Tank; Action Man is moulded in the good old British Tommy spirit, and you're obsessed with Uncle Adolph and his merry band of genocidal maniacs.

I'm onto you, Boyce.
(, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:47, closed)
OK I confess.
I made it up - the whole thing is just a vehicle (GET IT? VEHICLE!!!! TANKS ARE A KIND OF VEHICLE!!!!) for ongoing LOLmockery of Emvee.
(, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:19, closed)
I'm not down with the day to day goings on of b3ta these days, Boycie.
Can you clue me in, using no more than 200 words?
(, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:24, closed)
No probs, Davzy old stick.
1. Emvee brags about his Gonch-from-Grange-Hill-style business genuis of Transformers porn on the internet
2. Wavy lines
3. He is not allowed to forget it
4. It is called 'I left my toys out'
5. I post this hilarious reminder
(, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:53, closed)
I feel so much better knowing that.
Thanks, Monters.
(, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 17:12, closed)
My absolute pleasure, old boy.

(, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 17:25, closed)
You may be interested to know that we do Doctor Who shoots as well

(, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 17:45, closed)
I'm afraid he's not remotely interested.
Good luck in your venture, though.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:19, closed)
Hahahaha
I did wonder about you. I know why Badger does it and it's obvious to all and sundry what's wrong with Rory, but I did briefly wonder why you need to try and belittle strangers on the internet to feel better about yourself. The top story on your profile makes it plain as day.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I am properly LOLing here. Aw, bless you, you sad, sad little man.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:28, closed)
NICE ONE!!!!
To be honest I just like having a bit of a laugh, so I come on here for a bit of a laugh.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:39, closed)
Aw, daddy's widdle girl doesn't wuv him so he has to go on the internet to relieve his frustrations
Do you think she'll grow up to be a slag like her mum or a deadbeat like her dad?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:42, closed)
Hopefully she'll grow up with terrible self-esteem issues
then you can get her on board with your creepy robo-grot. EMVEE WINS AGAIN!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:44, closed)
Oh I'm sure she'll grow up with terrible self-esteem issues, that's a given
What with a succession of new dads checking up on her in the bathroom to see how she's developing...I'm sure if you asked nicely though her mum would let you have a go for a gram or two, though you'd have to explain why daddy's penis is so much smaller than a real one.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:48, closed)
Wow, you are properly upset, aren't you?
As your friend I think I should tell you that you really aren't coming across very well, here. It might be an idea to go out for a walk for a few minutes or something, until you're a little calmer?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:50, closed)
No, just posting jokes on a comedy website
It's...whaddyacallit? "LOLmockery".
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:56, closed)
So you're not upset? You seem a bit upset to me.

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:00, closed)
Interesting
Do you indulge in LOLmockery when you get upset? Because your widdle girl wuvs her new daddies more than you, perhaps?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:03, closed)
Oh man you are just too good at this for me.
I give up! You've clearly been 'trolling' me all along! OK, you win!!!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:06, closed)
That's it, let it all out and have a good cry about your daughter
You'll feel much better for it
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:11, closed)
SHAZAM! ALI SHUFFLE!!!!

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:15, closed)
So which are you, Batman, Spiderman or Superman?

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:24, closed)
POWERSLAM!!!!!!!!!!

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:27, closed)

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