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Tell us your first-hand ghost stories and paranormal experiences, and we'll tell you that you are a mental. Extra points for lies tales about filthy ghost sex

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(, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 13:23)
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Isn't it amazing how you can recognise the traits?

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:32, 1 reply)
I think it's kinda sad
Their natural home would be 4chan but they hang out here because they're too shit-scared of the big kids to leave their tiny little corner of the playground. Mainly because 4chan would eat them for breakfast, shit them out and then piss on them for good measure. It's far easier for them to thrash about on here and then go on facebook saying "LOL I dun trolled b3ta!"
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:55, closed)
Deep breath, Emv.
It'll be alright.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:30, closed)
Ah, a slight variation on the classic "You're upset!"
From "Trolling for dummies", chapter 1, page 1
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:41, closed)
you always come out on top in these encounters Emvee, that's what I like about you
if only your dad was around to share these moments with you
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:44, closed)
aaaand we're back to square one
nice of you to join us Rory, but Shed already did the dad material in this thread
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:54, closed)
Wait?
So Rory is off the step?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:59, closed)
I'm assuming someone forgot to put the brake on his wheelchair

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:08, closed)
GOOD JOKE!!!!!!! I GET THIS!!!!

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:10, closed)
How's your daughter, Monty?
www.b3ta.com/questions/mosthaunted/post1728566
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:18, closed)
There's always some weird reason as to why a grotesque man with a penchant for dressing like a twelve year old and with a sexual fetish about kids toys 'enquires' about other peoples kids

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:41, closed)
I'm just a concerned citizen
After all, he's shown strong noncing tendencies, it's no wonder her mum wouldn't let him see her
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:46, closed)
He's not really a nonce though is he Emvee; beginners he don't dress like a twelve year old with waki t-shits and skate boi shit and all that crap, nor worryingly does he devote his time to sexualising childrens toys
The only nonce in this particular thread apart from ringofyre is you, you mischievous scamp. I sware though, if I even saw you within five feet of my kids I'd do time.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:53, closed)
Aw, does your kids' slag mum not let you see them either?
I knew there was a reason you were on here so much. You seem to be getting a little upset.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:01, closed)
GOOD ONE!!!
HE'S ON THE ROPES, EMV!!!!!!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:05, closed)
FATHERS 4 JUSTICE!
and noncing our own kids
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:06, closed)
I'M WARNING YOU, SERIOUSLY I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT WEARING A BALLOON AS A DISGUISE
STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLES KIDS AND STOP ASKING ABOUT FORUM POSTERS KIDS, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE SAT IN YOUR LONELY FINSBURY PARK BEDSIT WITH YOUR PANTS ROUND YOUR ANKLES YOU GROTESQUE MAN
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:06, closed)
Definitely UPSET

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:07, closed)
BAM!!! SUPLEX!!!!!!!!

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:09, closed)
IM ALWAYS UPSET WITH PEDERASTS
ITS JUST A BIT OF FUN TO YOU, YOU'VE GOT NO DAD YOU DON'T CARE, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL LUST FOR PEOPLES CHILDREN HERE
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:17, closed)
Hahahahahaha
stop crying Rory
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:19, closed)
POW!!!! HALF NELSON!!!!!!!

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:20, closed)
I knew I'd seen this face creeping round the bushes in Finsbury Park
www.flickr.com/photos/james_godwin/5772615168/
PURE PEEDO
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:23, closed)
Fucking hell proper Child-catcher job innee.

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:25, closed)
Obviously.
In a photo, taken in a pub, at a party, with only adults present.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:28, closed)
I didn't think it was possible to look both sinister and creepy
AND like special needer who's just wet himself, at the same time.

How'd you do it?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:32, closed)
Christ, look who's talking
That moustache makes you look like a retarded Chuckle brother
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:45, closed)
KAPOWWWW!!!! ANOTHER STRIKE FOR THE EMV-MEISTER!!!!

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:49, closed)
totes

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:28, closed)
Good luck with your next attempt to see your kids

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:28, closed)
OOOF!!!! PILEDRIVER!!!!!!

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:29, closed)
It's more amusing when I post your picture, not some rubbish from google
People in the North London area know who to look out for when they're dropping their kids off at nursery, or more importantly down Finsbury Park
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:31, closed)
Aw, poor angry little shouty man
can't touch his own kids
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:39, closed)
BLAOWWW!!! UPPERCUT!!!!!!

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:42, closed)
I like these,
but it's no JMG.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:20, closed)
Looks like a cunt, acts like a cunt. So guess what?







You're definitely a cunt.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:29, closed)
I am genuinely a bit worried about you m8.
There are people you can talk to, you know - you don't have to do this alone.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:55, closed)
Nah it's been great
I've learned so much today about the terrible effects preventing a father from touching his kids can have on a man's mental health, but at the same time gained a valuable insight into why the mothers do it. It's been educational, thanks.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:17, closed)
SHAZAM!!!! CLOTHESLINE!!!!!

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:12, closed)
I also just found a photo of Rory
I think I've actually ruptured something laughing

Sorry, lemme get this straight, the nonce who criticises my fashion sense for wearing a T-shirt with a swear word on it goes out in public with a circled "A" drawn on his head in blue pen? Are you fucking shitting me?



Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Is it my birthday or something?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:18, closed)
That isn't Rory you oaf.

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:42, closed)
Your chum Lord Scrope uploaded it
Rory didn't deny it
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:47, closed)
You witless turd.
Imagine, right – just imagine – someone finds a picture of a complete spastic and uploads it to the internet, claiming it’s a picture of someone else, for a joke. Can you imagine that? You can imagine having sex with a robot car so surely this is something you can grasp, no?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:51, closed)
I'm genuinely curious
What was it that first attracted you to your daughter's slaggy, layabout, crackhead mother?

And at what point did you decide she'd be the perfect mother for your precious widdle child?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:02, closed)
BOOM!!!!!! LEG DROP!!!!!!!
I'm going to need you to shut up soon, I'm running out of wrestling moves.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:14, closed)
also
KERPLOWIE!!!!!NECKBREAKER!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:43, closed)
Dude,
Don't get wound up by this - you're being baited by a comedy account known as 'shed'. It's like the ghosts in this week's QOTW - if you ignore them , they will go away (you don't have to use ignore 2.0 - what I mean is, don't let it all get to you so much).
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:46, closed)
I am not a 'comedy account'.
I'm not amusing enough.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:30, closed)

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