This one time a whole toilet roll managed to get used in just a day......
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 5:54, 7 replies)

That was my missus - she's not a 2-3 sheet wiper.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 16 Sep 2012, 8:31, closed)

Aliens!
It had to be aliens. Perhaps the Quagaars?
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 10:58, closed)

You have it wrong.
It was the Klingons, obviously.
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 11:50, closed)

Sound like your classic Labrador infestation
Saw a really short documentary about it once. Shitloads of Labrador puppies running about the house unravelling all the toilet roll, made a right bloody mess they did.
(Figmaus, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 11:51, closed)

I saw that documentary!
All those puppies covered in toilet paper - I recall thinking that I'd remember eating one of those..
(BeatsWork, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 14:12, closed)

I had the shits once as well.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 11:54, closed)

Someone in your household's been sleep-shitting.
Very big in the Blackburn area, apparently there's a real underground sleep-shitting scene there.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 14:15, closed)