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Tell us your first-hand ghost stories and paranormal experiences, and we'll tell you that you are a mental. Extra points for lies tales about filthy ghost sex

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(, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 13:23)
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Let's just clear this up right now.
There are ghosts and they are real and there is undeniable evidence for their existence.
I shall elucidate.

The bible is the word of God. God is infallible. Therefore God's word is unquestionable. The bible says there is a Holy Ghost. If there was only one ghost God would not have had to qualify this with the word holy it would simply be called The Ghost. Ergo there are many ghosts.

Glad to have cleared that up for you, please carry on with your day.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:04, 13 replies)
No, a ghost is when there's things and then it's scary.

(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:07, closed)
I'll tell you what is scary
Hell. Yep it's well fucking scary and that is where you are going for arguing with the word of God. Enjoy your eternal damnation heretic.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:12, closed)
Good trolling, here.

(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 7:48, closed)
I find your lack of faith disturbing

(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 11:32, closed)
Don't worry
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:56, closed)
Since Buddha is dead but manages to keep getting reborn and Mohammad isn't playing the mortal coil shuffle can you explain to me how God's right-hand guy gets plaudits as the "dead-guy-everyone-should-worship"?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 11:01, closed)
Please don't ask such silly questions
Thr Holy Bible is the Word of God. All other religious texts are, at best, misguided and, at worst, sacriligeous. I can't believe you people don't know this already. You should listen more in church.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 11:31, closed)
the following makes as much, if not more sense than the bible
The Final Proof of the non-Existence of God was proved by a Babel Fish.

Now, it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some have chosen to see it as the final proof of the NON-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. QED"

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 11:45, closed)
That makes even less sense when you consider that the argument couldn't have taken place if one of the participants didn't exist.

(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 11:50, closed)
Hurry up and die so you can be with your imaginary friend, you tinfoil-hatted nutter.

(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 12:06, closed)
Oh stuj, he's just pissing about.

(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 12:21, closed)

(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:37, closed)
The New Testament was largely written in Greek
and 'πνεύμα' refers to the breath of life or the acting part of a triune deity, not a fucking ghost. You fucking pleb.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 19:10, closed)
I have seen many Bibles
And the have all been in English. They all mention a ghost. Maybe the Bible you saw was in Athens, I'd imagine a lot of the Bibles down there will be in Greek.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:29, closed)

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