Moving home"Moving house is one the more stressful moments in life," claims Social Hand Grenade. What horrible things have happened to you as you shift your black bin bag of undies from one hovel to the next?
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chthonic, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:17)
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Can you change this so that you threw him through the wall?Then he walks back out, with his metal skeleton showing, and you engage in a furious duel to the death, culminating in you twisting off his skull and casually tossing it over to the late arriving police officer, and uttering an appropriately witty one-liner.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:11,
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"He shouldn't have ...lost his head ... "
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:20,
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JCVD to play Dowbocop in the big screen adaptation.Or Seagal, if all of the stolen goods can be replaced with sandwiches.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 12:14,
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Jacob Kreuz Veld Disease? (, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 13:19, closed)
That's the one.He was especially good in that film where he played a time-travelling cop. Remember that one? "The Cop Who Traveled Through Time". Or that one where someone was trying to shoot him, but he proved to be a very hard target? " The Target That Could Not Be Hit ".
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 14:43,
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