Now I wouldnt normally comment but
In this post you say you avoid confrontation normally etc etc.
However down there you are claiming to be some sort of part time bouncer come Bar enforcer... So one of these must be fibs...



I hereby call you FIBBY FIBINGTON TO ALL INSUNDRY
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:57, 2 replies)

I avoid confrontation like the plague
but you seem to have missed the bit where I said I was dating the bar manager, and when someone threatens your girlfriend you have to step in, it's the law. So I did what I had to while inside I wanted to run away and "weep like a blubber-titted bitch".

Apologies for answering the actual question instead of acting the cunt.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:09, closed)

i think you've done both :D

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:13, closed)

Good

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:14, closed)

:D

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:15, closed)

Oh, and it's "all and sundry"
you thick twat
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:15, closed)

Ah starting with the insults early
Fair point and I accept the correction...

However in your previous post you at no point say that you dislike confrontation and positively revel in saying you are throwing people out of the bar. This is at odds with the above post ergo you are a fibby fibington

Now you can say sorry for the insult
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:21, closed)

I said I was dating the bar manager and because of that I was expected to step in.
At the end I expressed relief that they were usually to drunk to fight properly. Any suggestion of "positively revelling" in throwing people out of the bar is entirely your inference, because most of the time I was shitting myself. Which was the entire point of the question, wasn't it?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:31, closed)

I once dated a solicitor which meant that sometimes I had to act as a bailiff or court clerk
because that's how jobs work in fruitloop lala imaginary land.
(alright alright, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:25, closed)

Only in fruitloop lala imaginary land would you be dating anyone

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:57, closed)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!
(TheManHimself Beer Drinkin', Breath Stinkin', Sniffing Glue, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 18:53, closed)

IT'S 'TOO DRUNK TO FIGHT PROPERLY'
You thick twat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 19:32, closed)

*slow hand clap*

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:53, closed)

if you have that, you should get Yoda Mask to wank you off faster.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 22:43, closed)

Well to be fair I've asked her to be a bit more brisk
but she says she prefers to hang out around our place, because your dad knocks her around if she's late with his dinner
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:11, closed)

WAY INSTAIN

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 14:44, closed)