Sadly.
I wish.

Monty, stfu.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 9:56, 1 reply)

tl:dr you raped a spastic and then blamed some other cunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:08, closed)

Bravo Monty!
What a thought provoking dialog.
(username failed moderation, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:18, closed)

dialogue

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:37, closed)

Now post a picture of a dog.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:39, closed)

would that make you hard
dog fingerer
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:22, closed)

That's libellous
You might want to reconsider that post.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:27, closed)

^ Rofy outed as pop-midget paedophile Prince.
Or possibly as Richard Branson.
YOU READ IT HERE FOLKS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:32, closed)

That's libellous
You might want to reconsider that post.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:34, closed)

Oh shit, he's going to set Frisbok on me, isn't he?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:44, closed)

The 'Ally McBeal' of internet-land
Still, you'll get a nice cup of tea off him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:45, closed)

Going for broke stuj.
You funny, pointless, inconsequential fellow you.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:35, closed)

stuj is LOVELY, you oaf.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:37, closed)

That's libellous
You might want to reconsider that post.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:40, closed)

So, which one are you?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:45, closed)

OK sorry you raped a flid then blamed some other cunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:34, closed)

You seem to like the fact that that this tale involved "rape" Monty.
That's not really a 'good thing', sunshine.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:37, closed)

You couldn't be more wrong.
There is literally nothing whatsoever that I like about this tale and I deeply resent the fact that I wasted time I shall never have again reading it.

Life is a precious resource and you're the equivalent of a gas-guzzling monster truck.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:39, closed)

You shouldn't let Monty or the other puppies bother you so much.
Like all trolls, they're compensating for the fact that in real life nobody pays them any attention.

They can't do this sort of thing to real people, as they'd get punched in the face and they're scared of that.
(username failed moderation, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:20, closed)

OK I'll try not let Monty or the other puppies bother me
You fucking flid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:21, closed)

Wow Monty, that
was a spectacular zinger!
(username failed moderation, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:24, closed)

now post a picture of a dog

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:24, closed)

with your finger in it?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:24, closed)

That's libellous
You might want to reconsider that post learn how to use reply properly, you fat-fingered spackfist.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:23, closed)

Are you still lurking in the South Atlantic
on account of not being able to function in normal society?
(username failed moderation, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:25, closed)

*coughstalkercough*

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:25, closed)

*coughlibellouscough*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:27, closed)

Oh man, now HE'S going to set Frisbok on me too.
:(
sadtimes
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:30, closed)

GET AWAY FROM HERE - WHILST YOU STILL CAN!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:34, closed)

Ah, it's ok, I'm pretty sure I can bribe frisbok with half a bottle of meths.
No dignity, that boy.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:41, closed)

*shakes head sadly*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:42, closed)

Are you threatening to hit a puppy?
That's not very nice.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:24, closed)

He seems to be a very angry man for some reason.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:25, closed)

He's never got over being raped by Ringo, that's why.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:26, closed)

Probably because he is rock hard.
If you said something to him in a pub he'd pummel you until you begged for relief. He'd let you have it. POW, right in the kisser!

He'd MTFU. So you see he is spot on subject. Genius really.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:28, closed)

You know what these rapists are like - they're all cowards, deep down.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:33, closed)