You did mention this, but that doesn't explain why the suspect would be left hanging around in the house
and not just bundled off to the police station to await questioning as soon as the police turned up. And why were you waiting for "forensics" to arrive, as I asked, if she was in fact taken off to hosiptal.

It's this kind of massive inconsistency that leads everyone to think you're a huge liar.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:50, 2 replies)

Do you think it's possible that they might want to examine the scene of the crime, Colonbo?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:52, closed)

Do you not want to answer why the suspect wasn't taken into custody for questioning rather than being held on the balcony?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:55, closed)

I don't know, maybe their teleportation device was fucked and they had to wait for a van, or something.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:58, closed)

Not being one of the police officers at the scene, I can honestly tell you
I have absolutely no fucking idea. Maybe the view into Kings Park was just too good to not stop and have a gander at.

It's all in the minutiae I reckon.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:01, closed)

He doesn't stipulate exactly how long he was waiting on the balcony with the copper does he?
Only that it was long enough for him to say what he said. It could've been seconds. Perhaps the copper had called for assistance, perhaps there was a delay in the perpetrator being identified?

Oh I don't know. It is funny the lengths people are going to discredit the op though
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:03, closed)

Fucking hell Rofy, just how many accounts do you have these days?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:21, closed)

You tell me Rory
Or worse yet, you're just another witless pleb who slaps his fins together whilst joining in with the dull, humourless, inane drivel of the rest of these wastes of DNA.

Either way, I hope you're happy IRL.
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:06, closed)

Hahaha, yeah great.
Chin up Rofy.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:09, closed)

Alright Monty

(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:12, closed)

some people do love to froth themselves online

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:23, closed)

by froth
do you mean wank?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:35, closed)

You're like Rebus.
In that you appear drunk and angry.

You should maybe model yourself on Shiv. She's the one with the brains. And she's better looking than Ken Stott.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:56, closed)