I cut the tip of my finger off chopping wood.
Well, it didn't come all the way off, was sort of hanging by a fleshy thread.
I was on my own out on shotover hill in Oxford, so instead of just screaming and curling up in to a ball I wrapped it in my shirt and walked the half mike or so back to the car park, found a dog walker and promptly passed out.
Saved the finger, got a bit if a scar though.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:36, 7 replies)

That's libellous.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:37, closed)

Why?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:44, closed)

It isn't really.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:02, closed)

You might want to reconsider that post.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:14, closed)

Did you put it inside the dog to keep it warm and moist?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:38, closed)

And what about your finger?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:38, closed)

more lies

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:54, closed)