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When have you had to be brave when all you've wanted to do was weep like a blubber-titted bitch?
Tell us so we can judge you.

via Smash Monkey

(, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 17:36)
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Damsel saves a gentleman in distress
At the moment I'm staying with my parents who have a hotel in the tropics.

The other night a man came up and asked me to please remove a couple of spiders from his room as they were too big and he couldn't handle them.

He was at least 2m tall and must have weighed around 120kg.

I am a 1m60 female and tip the scales at 48kg after a big dinner.

I gently ushered the (2 inch - which is tiny here) spiders out of his room with my hands while his girlfriend stared at him in disgust.

I don't think he got any that night.
(, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:38, 10 replies)
I managed to look very manly by rescuing the girl next door from an enormous, scary monster
....otherwise known as a stag beetle. As Britain's largest insect, it certainly looks fierce and hardcore, but I happened to know they were harmless so got to look all macho and brave.
(, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:43, closed)
Have you seen the bastards flying?
Fucking terrifying they are
No real pattern to the flight either as they're so cumbersome, tend to just drift about
(, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:18, closed)
yeah, but you can have a classy game of drunken badminton with one.

(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:44, closed)

I was going to ask you what those metric units meant in imperial, but seeing as 2 inches is tiny where you are I fear it would just add to my confusion.
(, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:03, closed)
This reply really deserves more recogntion than it's getting.
Nice work, Sexwhale.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:43, closed)
I'd like this to win.

(, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:02, closed)
I also quite like this story of masculine emasculation
and I'm going to assume "snake lady" means you have a massive cock.
(, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:45, closed)
No massive cock
just an enormous set of balls!
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:50, closed)
(, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:51, closed)

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