Damsel saves a gentleman in distress
At the moment I'm staying with my parents who have a hotel in the tropics.

The other night a man came up and asked me to please remove a couple of spiders from his room as they were too big and he couldn't handle them.

He was at least 2m tall and must have weighed around 120kg.

I am a 1m60 female and tip the scales at 48kg after a big dinner.

I gently ushered the (2 inch - which is tiny here) spiders out of his room with my hands while his girlfriend stared at him in disgust.

I don't think he got any that night.
(snakelady, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:38, 10 replies)

I managed to look very manly by rescuing the girl next door from an enormous, scary monster
....otherwise known as a stag beetle. As Britain's largest insect, it certainly looks fierce and hardcore, but I happened to know they were harmless so got to look all macho and brave.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:43, closed)

Have you seen the bastards flying?
Fucking terrifying they are
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/Flying_Stagg.jpg
No real pattern to the flight either as they're so cumbersome, tend to just drift about
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:18, closed)

yeah, but you can have a classy game of drunken badminton with one.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:44, closed)

I was going to ask you what those metric units meant in imperial, but seeing as 2 inches is tiny where you are I fear it would just add to my confusion.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:03, closed)

This reply really deserves more recogntion than it's getting.
Nice work, Sexwhale.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:43, closed)

I'd like this to win.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 18:02, closed)

I also quite like this story of masculine emasculation
and I'm going to assume "snake lady" means you have a massive cock.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:45, closed)

No massive cock
just an enormous set of balls!
(snakelady, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:50, closed)

(^(^;;^)^)
GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(^(^;;^)^)
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 6 Aug 2013, 21:51, closed)

YES!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:44, closed)