MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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Not really mugging....but I was walking down a particularly dodgy street in lovely Ballymena one night when I suddenly woke up in my bed the next morning.
Strange I thought, I must have had a good night cos I cant remember a damn thing. Turns out some guy had been dumped by his bird and he came charging out the pub, fuming, seen me and punched me in the back of the head (right behind the ear), knocking me clean out.
Unfortunatly for him his bird had shouted his name. Turns out he worked with me in the local supermarket. Can you say 'Fired'? He also met the rough end of the local paramilitaries for 'disturbing the peace'
Even better, I never felt any pain from the assault, even tho the bastard took my ear lobe off. (had to have it stitched back on)
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Bamboo Steamer, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 15:59,
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