bastard chavs in leeds..
i have had three attempted muggings in Leeds over the years, i can't be arsed telling you about them all so i choose this one....picture if you will hyde park in leeds, november 1990, a cold moonless night, me an my mate a bit worse for lsd,speed and a lot of weed, trying to get to a party in chapletown...we binned that idea when we started to hallucinate a bit and convinced ourselves we were in london, oh yeh and i was robocop or something.. interesting..anyhoo we decided to walk back to my flat in armley past the newlands..(sorry if place names make no sense, just insert names of places your familiar with)we were approached by two hoodie youth with a walk that either means you have a bone disorder or a stone in your shoe, "give us your money yer fucking students" they said, hands in hoodie top pockets obviously holding something pointy..me and my mate looked at each other, then them, then each other, then back to them, the lads were clearly getting agitated at this point,well we laughed our heads off, almost wetting myself i said to them(leeds dulcet tones) "are you right in your heads?? you don't know who you'll bump into on a night like this, in the dark, now fuck off before i kick your heads in" we turned and continued on our technicolour way home.. dull i know but true,, all the times i have been approached by snidey little fucks like that, my fist reaction is total indignation, rapidly followed by an urge to kill them..
MORAL: stay in or learn how to look after yourself...
(geckoboy, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:09, Reply)