MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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Two junkies tried to mug me on broad daylight on Brixton high streetSpiderweb forehead tattoos, everything pierced five times, borderline cold turkey and getting desperate.
"You don't understand," he said, "I need the money to visit my mate in Peckham hospital, he's OD'd."
"You don't understand," I said, "if you don't get your hands off me I'll be stuffing your eyebrow piercings right up your arse".
You don't have to be a great fighter to deter most muggers, you just have to be more trouble than most of the other people around.
Being a foot taller and five stone heavier than them probably helped as well.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 21:08,
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