MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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ScrotesI live in south Manchester, so when I get mugged its either by a 9 year old on a BMX wearing a balaclava with a hand gun, or its a group of 20 lads with nothing better to do.
One particular time I was riding by home with two of my friends on bikes. We took a short cut through a local park, which was a bad idea.
When we were about half way through the park one of my friends recieved a text message from his girlfriend, so naturally he had to stop and read it. A group of about 20 lads comes over this hill and comes towards us. I said 'Shit, scallies, let's go' to which my friend replied 'it's all right, they won't do anything'
Minutes later he was unconsious in a pool of his own blood and I was in a pond with a fractured skull.
(, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 3:10, Reply)
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