MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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I was walkin' down the streetConcentratin' on truckin' right
I heard a dark voice beside of me
And I looked round in a state of fright
I saw four faces one mad
A brother from the gutter
They looked me up and down a bit
And turned to each other
Well he looked down at my silver chain
He said I'll give you one dollar
I said You've got to be jokin' man
It was a present from me Mother
He said I like it I want it
I'll take it off your hands
And you'll be sorry you crossed me
You'd better understand that you're alone
A long way from home
Oh wait, sorry, thats a 10cc song.
However there was this time I was down in the tube station at midnight and a voice asked if I had any money. Unfortunately I had lots of money and a take away curry, I was on my way home to my wife...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 12:01,
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