MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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I undid a mugging onceWalking home from the tube station to my flat, a Chinese guy sprinted across the road towards me shouting "Help! Help! I've been mugged! He took my phone!". I looked across the road in the direction he'd come from, but couldn't see anybody there.
I didn't really know what to say, so I reached for my phone with the intention of calling the local rozzers. As I did so, the "mugger" sprinted across the road and handed the stolen phone back to the Chinese guy with a "It was just a joke. I was just joking." The mugger then runs off again.
I look at the Chinese guy. He looks at me.
Me: "OK?"
Him: "Err .. yeah. Thanks."
I must be scarier looking than I think.
(, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 13:16, Reply)
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