MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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MuggedThis happened to my friend- and in all fairness - if i had to choose to be mugged this is what id want to happen.
Said friend- called Pete- hello if you're reading- had been on night out in Rochdale. He lived just out of the centre and so decided that walking home at 3 in the morning, alone, past some dark areas would be a good idea.
Anyhoo- hes on his was when 2 chavs stop him. They dont intsantly go for the jugular but begin talking to him, asking him if hes got any money- and they then ask for his phone. Pete is a thin chap and not a fighter and rather sensibly feels hes not going to take them both. However- he does have the wherewithall to think all his numbers are on his SIM and they probably dont want the SIM so he asks if he can take his SIM out. They agree (WTF!!??) so he hands the phone over. They then ask why he gave it them and he sed 'because you told me to' and they say 'mate - its a good phone- just cos we say so dont mean you do it- stand up for yourself' and gave it him back (WTF #2).
They then ask if hes got any money- to which he replies no- they dont beleive him and ask for his wallet so he gives it over- he has few notes in there- they ask how much it is to get into this club and then take the amount they need- £10- and give him the wallet back! (WTF #3)
So - to recap- he gets mugged- gets his stuff back, doesnt get a kicking, gets to keep his cards so doesnt have to go through the ballache of cancelling them etc, and they take just what they need!!
And people moan about the moral standards of the youth of today.........!
(, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 13:56, Reply)
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