MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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When in Australia...Never been mugged - a police friend offered the following tips: Smile arrogantly at your would be mugger as if you are relishing his actions - it'll confuse the fuck out of him.
Or shout loudly into your sleeve "Go! Go! Go!" and watch them run like fuck.
The second one was used locally by an ex-cop and scared the pants off the group of Aborigines trying to mug him.
If mugged in Australia (specifically Queensland) and you don't want to get a bill from the ambulance service, all you need do is give a Queensland address as your place of residence and state you have been there more than 3 months, and no bill will be issued.
There is no system in place to check the address you gave - if it is in Queensland it gets written off.
I rarely offer this titbit, except to tourists I like or feel sorry for.
However, seeing as I like or feel sorry for all b3tans I offer this tip freely.
(, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 14:48, Reply)
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