MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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Not mugged more assaultedTo those of you complaining that all the stories involve ripping the persons heart out and showing it to them the reason normal mugging stories aren't being posted is amply demonstrated here:
New Year Eve two years ago some chavvy piece of shit walks up to me out of the dark and punches me with his sovreign ring across my jaw. While shouting "come on you two against us six". Needless to say we beat a hasty retreat.
Result is I spend New Years Eve 2004-2005 in A&E surrounded by drunken Chav untermenchen and seriously pissed off staff.
On the plus side got A++ service from the NHS as the only sobre and deserving patient of the night.
There's a scar on my jaw line were facial hair doesn't grow that reminds me of the little twunt every time I look at it.
There you go mugging/assault-it's really isn't all nunchuks, lasers and ICBMs.
(, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 17:07, Reply)
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