More me being assualted...
..Then mugging, but they still tried it on. Living in one of the UK's chav central cities, it happens nearly every other week. But on one occassion, asscoiate of mine and me, were going about our normal buisness when like magic *wullah* appears a 10-11 crowd of chavs. All wanting to fight us. So being the better men, we left it and walked off, just to be followed. Now knowing its a big mistake. One of the scum bags tries to set alight to our hair then cheap shots me in the back of the head. They try it a second time, now its there mistake, i spun round grabbed the kids arm and kung-fu'd his ass. His arm now in a good strong lock, what to do? i know flip him. One down. The crowd of cock gobblin chavs decide to bring on big man "patrick", who just ended up being thrown into a rather large box thingy, and dint get up for a while. They did have the last laugh though. As any one who lives in plymouth, the sundial used to be very skanky. Who gets pushed in by a rather large whore of plymouth, girl. But me. Drenched to my knees. Lush.

*insert joke bout length and girth here* and *here*
oh and long time follower, first qotw posting
(Seanus, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 22:46, Reply)