MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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We got onto the subject...When taking to my mates tonight we happened to get on the subject of muggingsslashbeatings. He reckons they were going to mug him, i just thought they were going to kick the living shite out of him, because he's a bit of a prick when pissed. One of those who drops his pants in middle of the dancefloor, a show off basically. Anyway, they cornered him down the infamouse piss alley in Wigan and what deterred them was that he got his cock out and performed 'the windmill' in the alley, they thought he was weirdo pervert and stalked off.
Moral of teh story, when in doubt, get yer cock out.
(, Sat 17 Jun 2006, 4:59, Reply)
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