
Your Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
( , Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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I was staying at a hostel in Paris and my friend had warned me that if someone walked up and asked me for a light in broken English his mate was about to rip my bag off my shoulder and leg it.
I'd decided that I didn't want all my electrical goodies in my room at the hostel, so I thought I'd put it in the car. So I'm walking along with a grand's worth of laptop, a few hundred quid's worth of digital camera, mp3 player, speakers, etc etc in a huge padded laptop backpack, casually slung over one shoulder. Walking along to the car I notice a rough looking bloke slow down a bit and as I pass him I notice he's got his thumb stuck out just a little, pointing at me. Que his mate walking in from the side and starts asking me for a light. "Fuck you!" I said and legged it back to the hostel. About a minutes later a dozen blokes charge out of the hostel looking for the pair.
( , Sat 17 Jun 2006, 10:33, Reply)
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